Fast Food Review: KFC Nacho Down

Gentlemen,

My apologies for the tardiness of this review, but I have been having a very difficult time eating anything except round table lately due to their amazing $10 large meal. However, this past Saturday I was privileged enough to wrap my gums around KFC's latest creation, the Nacho Down. Now, you may be thinking to yourself, "Nacho Down? I could swear the new product was called the Double Down?" No, you are not mistaken--when ordered directly from the menu, this wonderful sandwich is in fact called the Double Down. However, being the fast food connoisseur that I am, I made a last second decision to ask the waiter (yep, just called the guy behind the counter a waiter because he is kind enough to remember that I like my double deckers with nacho cheese instead of beans...just ask Keeley) to add my favorite condiment to the sandwich. He then announced to everyone in the restaurant that I was the first to order a "Nacho Down." This can only be done, obviously, at a KFC/Tbell, which is still one of the best ideas in the history of fast food.

First and foremost, this thing is fucking delicious. I mean fried chicken, bacon, cheese, Nacho cheese, and "mayonnaise sauce"?? You tell me what doesn't sound good about that. The thing was piping hot, messy as hell, but I didn't care one bit. I was completely and totally enamored by the seamless fusion of flavors, and quite frankly a bit baffled that it took them so long to make this happen. It is a flawless combination of saltyness and nachoey goodness, and I made the decision right then and there that I will never order a) the grilled version or b) without nacho cheese, and I give it my full stamp of approval. However, please beware that you literally cant take a bite of this thing without your entire face and lap being covered in grease, so there is a good chance that you will have more acne than an 8th grade girl for the next few days...but it is completely and utterly worth it. I have attached a picture of this amazing creation, and if you have any questions please feel free to ask...I could talk about this delectable treat for hours.

Happy Munching,

-Mookie McDevitt
Fast Food Connoisseur

PS, I almost forgot, but this meal goes best with a regular pepsi, as it is refreshing but does not have an overpowering flavor. Getting a DP or Cherry coke would detract from the flavor of the sandwich, which is just plain disrespectful to the Colonel, may he rest in peace.