me: ahhhyeah
so
at this wedding on sunday in phoenix
it was a broke ass blue grass band
barely anyone dancing
i take katie out there, we're dancing, i spin her out cuz I had to cut the cheese
spin her back in and she just hits a wall of some of my best stuff
drew: ohhhh my god
and then what
im dying
me: her WHOLE family was watching us dancing
thinking we're all cute and shit
im talking 20 people
she wacks me on the arm goes OH MY GOD and RUNS away
back to all of them
there were literally 5 other people total dancing
drew: hahahahahhahahaha did she tell all them that u blew ass
me: i double over laughing my fucking ass off
oh yeah, told everyone
i stumble over there laughing hystercially, her entire family is just DYING
her uncle goes "oh come on katie, your dad would have come over here and told us all to pull his finger" which apparently he used to do all the time
and i was like "yeah, its not my fault i spun you out and you decided to pull 4 of em!" and had the whole family in tears
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drew: ahhahahaha jeeesus
thats classic
me: it was phenomenal
next morning we're at the breakfast and all of a sudden it wreaks
she had cut one
so i let everyone know
now im pretty sure her whole fam thinks we're a bunch of sick fucks
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